deakers:

justsomeantifas:

justsomeantifas:

Government Workers: Hey uh.. we need money to survive? can… how the fuck am I going to pay rent?

The US Government: 

The United States Government: Have you considered bringing back indentured servitude? What about … feudalism….?

just-shower-thoughts:

People joke about depression to cope with depression

minityleroakley:

Masturbation tip:

Let me do it for you